Former Westlife (the band managed by Louis Walsh) member Mark Feehily announced he was gay in 2005, so it seems odd that the band's former singer Bryan McFadden should wait until 2008 to reveal the fact that he might be a homophobic idiot whilst exercising his massive gob on a New Zealand radio show.

The former scarecrow (who used to perform whilst propped up on a wooden stand in front of Westlife – or 'Weeeest-Looooooife!' as Brian used to call the band) has clearly developed his vocal skills. It seems like yesterday that he could only manage the words 'Me Nayyyymes Brooooooian!' Oh, and then he said the words, "I take you, Kerry Katona, to be my lawful wedded woooooife," so he's clearly always had mental problems.

Now the sad, thick idiot has come up with the idea that wearing the colour pink makes you gay, and this from a citizen of the country that produced three winners of the Nobel Prize for literature (and B*Witched, to be fair).

Here's the sound clip of the twat digging the grave of his almost-dead-anyway career.



Bryan has since released a statement to deny that he is homophobic.

"To come to the conclusion that I am homophobic from these sentences is far from the truth. Some of my friends and colleagues are gay and if I was truly homophobic then I have picked the wrong industry.”

Not the 'some of my friends are gay' line. Classic.

Twat alert! There's yet another member of the incredibly posh Ronson family who fancies themselves as a superstar (and proto-celebrity) DJ. In the past, upper-class families would send their offspring to war as officers, but now they are sent to DJ school and taught how to mix tracks while some lesser being mixes their cocktails.

Police have cast a stern eye over the running order for the 'Moonfest' concert due to be held in Wiltshire at the end of August and decided that it would be too dangerous for Babyshambles to play at the event. They appear to have reached this conclusion based on crowd safety issues rather than matters of taste, but either way they appear to be quite correct.

You may remember that we reported yesterday that Jennifer Lopez is planning to drag her massive arse through a triathlon, ensuring that roads, water and bicycles will all be tested to the point of destruction at some point.

Not only is Lily Allen a stranger to the bra, she's a stranger to self restraint as well. When she came staggering out of Ronnie Scott's in Soho last night (wiv her mate Mikeeeeeta Oliver) a passer by called her a name which most people could have easily ignored and walked away. Not our Lily... No, she shouted back, then went after her 'abuser' and threw about four punches without dropping her fag!

Lily said: "Yeah, come and say that to my face you f**king c***."

Before adding: "Where is that bitch man? I'll f**king batter her."

Pure class.

Our camera man was there and caught the action for you to enjoy... take note of the amazing use of a 'Your Mum' insult by Lily 'Ali' Allen.

It's bad enough that her fate in life is to be in a shit band like The Kills, but imagine the horror of having to share a loser like Jamie Hince with a self centred vampire like Kate Moss. It's almost like a Yoko Ono situation - if it weren't for the rather glaringly obvious fact that no one gives a toss whether The Kills darken the airwaves with another song as long as they both shall live.

What do you need to console you after Sir Bob Geldof has given you the oral equivalent of smashing your face to a bloody pulp with a meat tenderiser? Being patronised by a fellow spoilt brat and media leech, that's what! So Peaches Geldof must be lapping up the news that Kelly Osbourne, the epitome of suave maturity and sophistication (just look at her), feels sorry for her.

Jennifer Lopez must be feeling as fit as a flea after all of that running around magazine offices asking for cash for pictures of her babies. Now she has grandly announced that she will take part in the 22nd Annual Malibu Triathlon, and has even launched a blog so that we mere mortals can follow her progress and absorb some of her incredible fitness knowledge.